Yeah, the Native's been eating that burger since his baby teeth grew in.

What's that about how much fun you had at the Exploratorium?

Oh, you found a new hamburger you're totally stoked about?After all, the Native can never leave; being born at Children's Hospital has no caché anywhere else.Everyone should date a tech nerd at least once in his/her life.Be warned, however: As much fun as the Outdoorsman is (only if you, too, are at least slightly into the same stuff), he likely lives in the Outer Richmond, prefers play time to work, will force you to watch endless hours of Go Pro videos, uses the word "gnar" unironically to describe way more things than you ever thought possible, and will absolutely ditch you (and his job) on a moment's notice to chase his next Outdoorsman high. His natural habitat is Dolores Park, Zeitgeist, or on the seat of his fixie. With one very important distinction: He's obsessed with Burning Man. So he likes to go into the desert and party for 10 days straight once a year? No, a passionate Burner starts getting ready for next year's Burning Man as he's leaving the playa. The entire year will be spent building his art car, throwing/attending fundraisers for his camp with his burner "family," talking about how different life is in the "default world" (you know the REAL one), and generally musing about how much Burning Man has changed, even though he's only been going for two years. No, Peter Pans in San Francisco don't grow up because they don't have to. He likely has either an unruly, oversize beard or a fastidious mustache that requires product; whichever one it is, he takes enormous pride in his facial hair, so don't think for a second that you're going to get him to fall in love with you and then shave that shit. And beware if you don't go to Burning Man with him. Nowhere on Earth are there more Peter Pans than in San Francisco.